tfln

[fiveyearswaiting]

01. After those antics you’re fortunate I don’t put you on laundry duty for a month.

02. What doesn't kill me should run, because now I'm fucking pissed.

03. The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter. He is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.

04. I maintain that he embarrassed himself.

05. [Text her.]