tfln

[fiveyearswaiting]

01. I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook.

02. i'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. i'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.

03. I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.

04. I'm not threatening you, but I have a really strong urge to physically assault you.

05. [Text her.]