tfln

[fiveyearswaiting]

01. One of these days I'm going to roll my eyes too hard and I'm going to go blind.

02. Someone lost their sword and now everyone's crying. This went downhill fast.

03. technically you made out with our second cousin last night.

04. there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now

05. [Text her.]

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[fiveyearswaiting]

I won't tell them you said that, even though it would also be entertaining.

Thank you! I'm going to use that if anyone tries to call me out.

[eagleswept]

I'm very grateful for your consideration~

They might not be convinced of it, but I'd say it's a good enough defense. Not like anyone will have gotten really hurt.