tfln

[fiveyearswaiting]

01. My level of sarcasm has gotten to the point where I don't even know if I'm kidding or not.

02. You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.

03. he was sending me dirty texts but I was reading a book and couldn't get into it

04. You don't know pain until you've watched fifty bros in togas chanting a botched hymn to Mars.

05. [Text her.]

Comments

@mythomagicgeek

[fiveyearswaiting]

Oh, he does? So he's a full on creep

well, in that case, we are definitely going back to that bar

and possibly finding out where he lives, that's not a bad idea

[mythomagicgeek]

So we're partners in crime now?

I'm impressed.

[fiveyearswaiting]

AS long as we don't get caught, no one will be able to prove there was any crime

but yes, basically

[mythomagicgeek]

With your smarts and my shadows? I don't think getting caught will be a problem.

[fiveyearswaiting]

No, I don't think getting caught will be a problem either

how many times has he been a creep?

[mythomagicgeek]

This was the... fifth time, I think.

[fiveyearswaiting]

so what level of revenge would you like to be aiming for?

[mythomagicgeek]

Hmm. I personally like the idea of him waking up in his bedroom with a skeleton just standing there. But then he wouldn't know where it came from so... having it follow him home is probably better.

[fiveyearswaiting]

if he's been a creep five times...

I personally think it seems completely reasonable to have a skeleton follow him home from the bar so he knows not to come back there, and then have one in his room when he wakes up in a few days just to make sure the lesson really sticks. Technically he would still be getting away with three incidents of being an ass.

[mythomagicgeek]

If I was not very very gay and happily taken and you were not also taken, I would say marry me.

[fiveyearswaiting]

Well, I'm flattered.

[mythomagicgeek]

Let's make this jerk regret his life choices.

[fiveyearswaiting]

Let's.

@healerdork

[fiveyearswaiting]

oh, gods, they practiced that?
for how long?

damn.

[healerdork]

Three days.

Three. Very. Long. Days.

I am never complaining about how history homework is torture ever again.

[fiveyearswaiting]

Did they actually get any better than they were before the "practice"?

[healerdork]

... Maybe slightly.

But only very very slightly.

[fiveyearswaiting]

well, that's disappointing on multiple levels

[healerdork]

I know. My dad would be so disappointed too.

[fiveyearswaiting]

he would. but he'd probably also enjoy the level of annoying they reached

[healerdork]

Sadly, I don't doubt it.