tfln

[fiveyearswaiting]

01. My level of sarcasm has gotten to the point where I don't even know if I'm kidding or not.

02. You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.

03. he was sending me dirty texts but I was reading a book and couldn't get into it

04. You don't know pain until you've watched fifty bros in togas chanting a botched hymn to Mars.

05. [Text her.]

Comments

[fiveyearswaiting]

if he's been a creep five times...

I personally think it seems completely reasonable to have a skeleton follow him home from the bar so he knows not to come back there, and then have one in his room when he wakes up in a few days just to make sure the lesson really sticks. Technically he would still be getting away with three incidents of being an ass.

[mythomagicgeek]

If I was not very very gay and happily taken and you were not also taken, I would say marry me.

[fiveyearswaiting]

Well, I'm flattered.

[mythomagicgeek]

Let's make this jerk regret his life choices.

[fiveyearswaiting]

Let's.