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[fiveyearswaiting]

01. My level of sarcasm has gotten to the point where I don't even know if I'm kidding or not.

02. You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.

03. he was sending me dirty texts but I was reading a book and couldn't get into it

04. You don't know pain until you've watched fifty bros in togas chanting a botched hymn to Mars.

05. [Text her.]

Comments

[fiveyearswaiting]

well, that's disappointing on multiple levels

[healerdork]

I know. My dad would be so disappointed too.

[fiveyearswaiting]

he would. but he'd probably also enjoy the level of annoying they reached

[healerdork]

Sadly, I don't doubt it.